
Lt Commander Ezmi Idaris (a half-Trill, half-Bajoran woman) is working on a console in main engineering. An Ensign (a human woman) is speaking to her.
Ensign: Commander, can i ask you a personal question?
Idaris (Thinking): Oh no, what's it going to be? Why don't i wear a 'Bajoran earring?' Why is Ti'Ana 'more emotional' than 'other Vulcans?' What's it like inside my 'marsupial pouch?'
Idaris: *sigh* i guess?
Ensign: Would you rather fight one sehlat-sized moopsy or a hundred moopsy-sized sehlats?
Idaris: What.